If you do happen to pass by when the dispenser is inside, make your way past the bear and into the gallery. Its myriad of seemingly random rules – only 3 people allowed in at a time, 10 minutes per visit, no direct eye contact, “call your mother”
It has the rustic old-world charm of a World War-era Cuban bar, with elements of New York modernity and exposed brick. All of which take a back seat to its famous empanadas, delivered to your table in individual paper bags.
It houses unique gifts and decor for the childish, immature, and overly sarcastic, and for anyone with a great sense of humor, titles like “100 Reasons to Panic About Having a Baby” and “Farts Around the World” grace its shelves